RISE UP BELIEVELAND! YES!

The regular season in Cleveland is officially over with the playoffs only two mornings away. Some believe that the Cavs didn't play hard the whole year, or they underestimated their opponents, making many cavs nerd fans (realcavsfans.com) to actually give up. However, me and Juice NEVER gave up on the Cavaliers, and let us to question the loyalty of Cleveland fans as a whole, as giving up and booing seems to be the norm of the city.

Thus, we give a call to the city to STOP their silly booing of everybody and to RISE UP behind a team with a ton of talent. Their is so much more to post about the playoffs which we will bring later. Go Cavs.

Save me Sunday

This has been a terrible week in sports.

Not a great week in general for me either with classes and stuff, but enough about that.

It started Monday, as the Buckeyes lost in the b-ball title game. That was unbearable and tainted a great season mainly due to the fact that we lost to the Florida GAYtors and they now own us. And, I can't stand those cocky kids. I can't wait for them to blow in the NBA.

The TRIBE won two against the Sox to start the season, but then lost and now have had two straight games SNOWED OUT. How miserable is that? Not only is the snow after 80 degree weather terrible enough, but THE TRIBE isn't even on.

Then, the Cavs. Oh, the Cavs. They gave such a worthless, careless, and lazy effort against Miami that I quit on them. Unbelievable but true. I saw the end and then the tease in overtime, but it was a loss because they didn't care at all for the first 43 minutes. Terrible.

They have dropped from the 2 seed to the 5.

And, in the Masters, MY BOY Tiger is struggling, but still has a shot.

All I am asking, on Easter Jesus Sunday, is for this week to not have a bitter ending. It has been one of the worst sports weeks of the Hammy era, and now it is coming to an end.

Can the Cavs defeat the Pistons, leading to a relatively easy end to the season? Can they somehow win the 2 seed? Can the Tribe play a baseball game? Will it stop snowing? Will Tiger be on the prowl Sunday. Hopefully, on Easter, we can hunt down some W's.

SMOOGING!

Well, folks, we promised it, so here it is.

Steve and I want to introduce you to one of our good friends. His name is Chris Smugala, and he goes by the nickname "Smooge".

He is known and loved by millions. His presence evacuates presidents.

He even has his own facebook group.

Smooge is a worldwide legend, both in person and in name.

Smooge is not just used to describe him, but his actions have created verbs and adjectives to go along with his name.

The first use of Smooge is lying. Smooge is a great kid, but he lies a lot. Not big lies, just white lies, misinformation and Bullshitting. Put all that together, and you have a word: SMOOGING

Smooging (v)- The act of lying, making stuff up to trick your friends, talking out of your ass, misinforming people to sound better, and doing a really, really bad job of getting people to believe it.

Here is an example used in a sentence: "Hey Pete Rose, stop Smooging your way into the baseball Hall of Fame."

We want to get a petition out there to add this word to the dictionary.

Here is a real life story of Smooging from Smooge's life recently:

After not being involved for football for about a year, and getting into McDonald's shape, Smooge had a combine for the semi-pro football team in Cleveland. Recently, Smooge had been seen at the local b-ball stomping ground, The Brad, huffing and puffing after 2 minutes on the court. He looks two steps slower than he was at tip-top shape in high school.

But, Smooge said that he ran a 5.06 in the 40-yard dash, which is right about where he ran back in high school. He has put on pounds and lost speed since, but he held to that claim. Here is how the Smooging goes.

He tells us something, we don't believe him, and we say no way, Smooge, really. And, to try to convince everyone, he says "YEEAHH!! YEAH.....YEEEEEEEEEAH!!" in a very excited voice.

As if that was unbelievable enough, he said that he has a 36" vertical leap. What a SMOOGER!

36 inches??? Are you SEeeeeriouuuus? What a joke. I never believe anything that kid says.

That is all the time we have for today's lesson, GO TRIBE.