SMOOGING!

Well, folks, we promised it, so here it is.

Steve and I want to introduce you to one of our good friends. His name is Chris Smugala, and he goes by the nickname "Smooge".

He is known and loved by millions. His presence evacuates presidents.

He even has his own facebook group.

Smooge is a worldwide legend, both in person and in name.

Smooge is not just used to describe him, but his actions have created verbs and adjectives to go along with his name.

The first use of Smooge is lying. Smooge is a great kid, but he lies a lot. Not big lies, just white lies, misinformation and Bullshitting. Put all that together, and you have a word: SMOOGING

Smooging (v)- The act of lying, making stuff up to trick your friends, talking out of your ass, misinforming people to sound better, and doing a really, really bad job of getting people to believe it.

Here is an example used in a sentence: "Hey Pete Rose, stop Smooging your way into the baseball Hall of Fame."

We want to get a petition out there to add this word to the dictionary.

Here is a real life story of Smooging from Smooge's life recently:

After not being involved for football for about a year, and getting into McDonald's shape, Smooge had a combine for the semi-pro football team in Cleveland. Recently, Smooge had been seen at the local b-ball stomping ground, The Brad, huffing and puffing after 2 minutes on the court. He looks two steps slower than he was at tip-top shape in high school.

But, Smooge said that he ran a 5.06 in the 40-yard dash, which is right about where he ran back in high school. He has put on pounds and lost speed since, but he held to that claim. Here is how the Smooging goes.

He tells us something, we don't believe him, and we say no way, Smooge, really. And, to try to convince everyone, he says "YEEAHH!! YEAH.....YEEEEEEEEEAH!!" in a very excited voice.

As if that was unbelievable enough, he said that he has a 36" vertical leap. What a SMOOGER!

36 inches??? Are you SEeeeeriouuuus? What a joke. I never believe anything that kid says.

That is all the time we have for today's lesson, GO TRIBE.